gyRIs wEEkend

February 2011

Weekend Fun...hell I have two to share now that it's August. Second one occured in July. Damn, I have not discussed the wedding from hell. WHERE HAVE I BEEN!! Then to update on the so-called knight, bastard is better. HA. This is fun, but again kicking myself for not sharing. I am not over writing, this is my thing and I have slacked and now I am trying to recall it all and write it down. #SHAMEFUL So my girl RP and her friends came to Austin for the weekend, really just one friend since the other lives here. My place was the crash pad since I live here and "un-boyfriended." RP and her best birthdays are close so they decided to do a late celebrate. Friday nite the ladies arrived after 8, close to 9. I have got off at 6, came home, finished cleaning and napped before anyone arrived. The plan was reverse Happy Hour at the Domain. So RP, Rice, and Cara arrived. We piled in the car and I drove us to the spot, since it was a long work day, no one wanted to freshen their look even though it was a Fri nite in a new town. You know I looked nice! And I had a fresh do. So anyway HH was super crowded and we decided to sit in the restaurant area (no specials) since there was no place to sit. Chicks think they uppity and cant stand around and enjoy the atmosphere. So in the dining area we received no service and was about to leave until the manager so gracisiously apologized and told us he would give us specials for his staff being so rude. It turned into a lovely evening!! We even sang HB to the girls over red velvet cake (their fav) overall good night. Got back to my place, of course I was trying to see my beau (at the time) I had been talking to him and texting him. So around midnight, he shows up. Comes in, in shock about the 2 white girls in my place then goes to my room and falls on bed. He so tired. Did not want to speak or socialize and I was so excited for them to meet him. I finally get his big ass (over 6 foot) to leave my room, told him they were sleeping there and I was sleeping on couch. So he sprawls over there. Sleep time was the worse but the next morning he wakes up "not remembering" it all since he was drunk. RP is totally annoyed with him by this time and I was just done for. To not speak was just rude but I took it wrong ahhhhhh. So anyway after all that, I cooked, we ate then the outlet was our stop. We started the am with mimosa's cause drinking is the best! Shopping was cool, did it like all day! Hit up the fav winery and came back to get ready for our evening out on sixth!! Hate to throw it in but it made the weekend, so here we are Sat night. Rice has not showered once and I mean once. Now I always take forever getting ready, it's what I do. But RP at least took a shower before going out Sat, her friend did not. Brought new clothes to wear, new panties, but not once did she WASH HER ASS. And hell you didn't have to take a shower for all I care but at least wash the areas (whore bath it is called) SICK!! So we meet up with Rice friend pissy (emily) on sixth for dinner. Went to the warehouse, it was decent. I make better pasta. Still drinking cuz you know I drink until it gets better (well you don't know me yet, but you will) So after dinner it is fun time, we start our night, in and out bars drinking and dancing and talking. A great time!! I was to be the driver since it was their birthday. But I still drink a lot. Night is finally over and we are taking the walk back to the car. I wore flats cuz I have experienced sixth and its nothing but up and down hill walking. We had parked in a garage, near Emily car. So its the 4 of us sinc Cara is mia since Fri night. We get to garage, RP and me leading the way and Pissy and Rice behind. Drunk, tired, feet hurt. You know. The norm. So I get behind them like come on, you ladies ok as we walking up the stairs. Mind you, I had been drinking a lot. SO I look at Emily and her front side is WET and I say what the hell happened to you, knowing we were not drinking and walking. Nor did we have liquid to go. Rice is trying to get me to hush. The chick PISSED herself. Now I have been drunk, tons. And I have even blacked out (bless my soul) bu to pee on yourself is beyond me. So that meant she had to ride home with us since she was super drunk, which meant she had to get her pissy ass in my car, #ROYALLY PISSED! But I got her home and cleaned out my car in the am. I even had a cigg that night after dealing with it all just to calm my nerve down. And they were high for some reason. Sunday came and Cara appears at my house in the afternoon with 2 desserts. BITCH there are 3 people here, 4 counting you. I know it's their bday but damn. I could not even retreat anyplace since they had slept in my room. SO I sat while they ate, then we all went for food at a chinese buffet suggested by Cara. I have not been back. Thanks. Once that weekend was over, I quickly preceded to cleaning my house and getting it back to normal and undirty like. I was good on the girls weekend. #CRAZINESS